Dear Scotland,

As a Londoner living in West Africa I really don’t care which way you guys vote tomorrow. The closest I’ve ever got to the Scottish border was a trip to Durham and frankly that was as far North as I’m ever willing to go.

I must say I find it highly entertaining to hear, from afar, which institution or company David Cameron has since convinced to blackmail your voters into staying (John Lewis’ debate on the price of things was a personal favourite). I do wonder if after this referendum the SNP become a defunct ideology (which ever way the vote goes), much like the CPP here in Ghana, some things are only for a season, they will lose their meaning and significance after a time.

Please forgive the Africans in your midst who will abstain from voting to eat Jollof and drink Superrmalt. Priorities y’know!

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